You are slower than me


#1

I’m sure you amateurs all had fun driving 7/10ths at Road Atlanta…blah blah blah.

You want a REAL challenge? Come de-throne me and my main man, Chris Cobetto, in the enduro at VIR, October 3rd. I’m driving to 11 for my entire stint. In fact, I’ll probably be racing on my way TO the track, around the paddock, in the bathroom, EVERYWHERE. You want a real race? Come find me.

LET’S DO THIS! Enduro. October 3rd. VIR (a real champion’s track)
-Vic

P.S. Don’t even get me started on those Spec 3 pansies who weaseled their way into our enduro classing. They don’t stand a chance against flying bricks. Trailing semi-arms FTW!!!

P.S.II - if you’ve never met me, then you may not know to take this message humorously. It’s meant to be funny. But seriously though, I’m taking no prisoners at the enduro. WOOOOOO!!!


#2

Was that Cobetto thrashing your car at RA?

I am slower than you. Don’t need no race result to prove my mediocrity.

The enduro challenge does sound like a fun race. Perhaps in the future.

RP


#3

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Your main man didn’t seem to care too much about your car the way he was treating it. You might want to keep an eye on him.


#4

What’s all this crazy talk about thrashing my car?!?! Chris told me that he was just gonna valet park it down the street, maybe put a nice fresh coat of wax on it :slight_smile:
-Vic


#5

Might see if Travis T-Bone Wilson is up for this…

Al


#6

[quote=“FARTBREF” post=78490]Might see if Travis T-Bone Wilson is up for this…

Al[/quote]

Aw snap! The SouthEast champs are thinking of joining the fun?! The shit just got real!!! Can’t wait :slight_smile:
-Vic

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#7

Who made that poster? It’s fucking awesome!!


#8

How long is the enduro??

I might put together a team with Will Stukas and Rob Hall…who knows who they are…


#9

It’s a 3 hour enduro, which should make it a 2-stopper in E30s. The miatas might be able to 1-stop it, but they’re slow…and ugly. The Spec 3s could be a challenge, but they’re all driven by sissies…with no exceptions. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. YOU HEAR ME BOYS?

Rob - I believe the poster is a beertech creation - back from before they took up collecting memorabilia from pee-wee herman movies, as a substitute for racing.

-Vic


#10

[quote=“victorhall” post=78491][quote=“FARTBREF” post=78490]Might see if Travis T-Bone Wilson is up for this…

Al[/quote]

Aw snap! The SouthEast champs are thinking of joining the fun?! The shit just got real!!! Can’t wait :slight_smile:
-Vic

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Hmmmm. Might have to put a whooping on Vic for old times sake. The new whip is untested and appears to be a pos, but that’s never stopped us before! Regardless ill be there to drink your beer and throw out some top shelf lines to your women. See ya there. Oh, and Rob, Vic was actually right about the Beertech wussies. Scott Mc did the magazine ad for us.


#11

Scott MC is one of the most talented artist/photog/ad guys there is, period. The photo was done by Mrs Travis in his driveway with about 2 mins of prep. Scott took the raw material and the result was a half page ad in Grassroots Motorsport Mag.

This may have drove Indy Jim Robinson and Geigar to quit racing…come to think of it, JP and Dave Whit are no longer racing either. Damn

Not sure about Friday, got some big things to adjust in the schedule.

Al


#12

[quote=“t.wilson” post=78496][quote=“victorhall” post=78491][quote=“FARTBREF” post=78490]Might see if Travis T-Bone Wilson is up for this…

Al[/quote]

Aw snap! The SouthEast champs are thinking of joining the fun?! The shit just got real!!! Can’t wait :slight_smile:
-Vic
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Hmmmm. Might have to put a whooping on Vic for old times sake. The new whip is untested and appears to be a pos, but that’s never stopped us before! Regardless ill be there to drink your beer and throw out some top shelf lines to your women. See ya there. Oh, and Rob, Vic was actually right about the Beertech wussies. Scott Mc did the magazine ad for us.[/quote]

T-Bone Wilson - If you and the Rev. Alonzo need another driver, I would be honored to embarrass Vic and Cobetto with the MLT team.


#13

I might sign up if we can get at least 5 cars so we get some Toyo $$$. It would be fun to give Cobetto another friendly bump. :evil:


#14

Paul,
I’m almost certain we can get 5 cars in class - don’t forget that our class includes the E30s the E36s and the miatas…and I’ve been talking enough poopoo to the other classes that they have to show up to save face!
-Vic


#15

I truly miss the Al and Travis show!


#16

D, stick around and don’t sell your car.

RP