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I’ve given it some thought and decided you are all a bunch of smash-em-up hacks, so there is no point in painting my car. What to do with that money…?
Since I have spent a lot of time in Miami working on my tan over the past couple years, I decided I am ready for some body art.
The guys at Miami Ink are true artists. The process was more painful than listening to IndyJim talk about his dogs, but I am happy with the results.
I call it “gASSman”.
OMG!!! :laugh: :woohoo: :lol: :laugh: :woohoo:
You owe me a new pair of underwear. But you may want to get yer self sum first. I guess we’re just lucky he went with gASSman insted of Cockman cuz that would be to ugly to look at. And the tattoo would have been much more painfull.
Yeah, you want a match? My face and your ass! …
Guys,
I assure you that Chuck, Robert, Tom & I have talked at great length about this for a while now. We have been keeping track of points in years past and will take the wraps off of it this year. I was going to bring copies of the spreadsheet to the events to post in conspicuous places. Tom and all of the Series Directors will have copies so they will know who are the biggest offenders. The points are calculated using the CCR’s (27.12) and we will be more diligent about penalizing drivers as they reach certain points levels.
All drivers will be required to fill out body contact forms for any and all contact. Any contact that is witnessed and any driver that fails to come forward and is subsequently summoned to the tower will be penalized much more harshly. Any driver that is involved in a body contact is highly recommended to bring their video (or anyone else’s video) with them if they wish to dispute their points assessment.
Hopefully we can now move forward and everyone will be on the same page in regards to contact and malicious driving.
Thanks, Jim.
Kinda like kindergarden, if you tell the teacher what you’re doing everthing is OK, but don’t make the teacher have to come looking for you.
RP
Steve D wrote:
[quote]I’ve given it some thought and decided you are all a bunch of smash-em-up hacks, so there is no point in painting my car. What to do with that money…?
Since I have spent a lot of time in Miami working on my tan over the past couple years, I decided I am ready for some body art.
The guys at Miami Ink are true artists. The process was more painful than listening to IndyJim talk about his dogs, but I am happy with the results.
I call it “gASSman”.
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Steve, all I can say is Wow! I’m truly impressed that you think enough of me to tattoo my likeness to your ass for perpetuity. I do however challenge you to prove that this is your ass by dropping trousers at the next drivers meeting. Truth is, I suspect that you might have photoshopped my likeness on one of your favorite photographs. Frankly, I appreciate you using one of the photographs of your favorite male models that happened to be over the age of 18.
Gasman -
I thought you said in your email you wanted to end the back-and-forth. Oh well. I’m immature enough to find this entertaining. Beats another thread on oil pressure anyway…
Gasman wrote:
Well, I am 42 so it’s not really perpetuity. 40 or 50 years at best.
You’ve seen one droopy white dude’s ass you have seen them all. But I’m game. I thought you swore off Spec E30. Are you returning to mount a serious campaign to be GTS1.5 champion?
Hang on, lemme catch my breath. You killed with that joke!!!
That retort was as weak as your racing skillz.