Kindergarten teacher calls me this morning.
Miss Martin: “Mr. Gress, I’m calling you because there was a problem with Thomas today”.
Scott: “What happened?”
Miss Martin: “He and another boy were going potty and the other boy touched Thomas on his bottom.”
<there was a pause here because I was expecting her to say something like “Then Thomas slipped and cracked his head open”, or something that I might actually care about. But she said nothing so gradually it dawned on me that this was all about one 4yr old poking his buddy in the ass">
Scott: “Is that all that happened, some kid touched Thomas in the butt?”
Miss Martin: “Yes. We think that it is important to bring all innappropriate touching to the attention of parents”.
Scott: "Ok, but this wasn’t exactly the neighborhood pedaphile, right? This was just another 4yr old kid?’
Miss Martin: “Yes, another kindergartner”.
Scott: “Well, give me a call when it’s oral sex, but up until then I probably don’t need to know”.
Oh, you thought this was going to be about SpecE30? Ok. And then Scott went home and put his camber plate back on with only 3 bolts. The idea of tapping the stripped threads in the 4th hole for a slightly larger SAE bolt having not panned out.