I guess I’ll start… Pun intended. My head is getting so big it’s not going to fit in my helmet. JP, can I borrow yours or did you sell that too?
I had an awesome weekend on the scoreboard, not so great seeing what happened to my fellow gladiators. However, here’s what I’m attributing my weekend’s success to… your results may vary:
The Skull Gearshift Knob
For $8 at Pep Boys, you too can have the amazing spiritual power of the skull take you to the podium…
Stickers
While no one can argue the validity of putting stickers on your car in relation to increased speed, my recent study this weekend concludes that raised lettering on 888’s drastically reduces lap times.
The Colony Inn
The uncomfortable pillows, the lack of working batteries in the remote for the 13" color tv and missing shampoo all came together for overwhemlingly luxurious stay to provide the mental and physical stamina needed for back to back podium finishes.
Motivational Speeches
Warren Turnipseed told me after the first race that I was now kicking MikeSkeen.com of MikeSkeen.Com’s a$$ in season points.
Democross
Skidpad excercises and looping it in the kink during qualifying at 103 mph have nothing on the democross in terms of real world training. Ironic Side note: Thanks to Travis Wilson for removing the brake markers and picking up the tab so that I didn’t have to.
Since results like these will never happen again, I am going to talk more sh!t between now and Road Atlanta it’s going to make JP sound like a humble mute.
[JP providing comedy entertainment after the awards]
Craig G: "JP, are you going to keep coming back to each event this season and ramble on about how you won all the time and how awesome you are?"
JP: “Of course. It just doesn’t have the same impact on Facebook. Do you really think my wife wants to hear any of this crap?”
I’ll post the videos later of how bad I sucked at the starts… that I was even in control of (and lack of overall race craft). Good work to Dave White and Jim Robinson for taking the E2 crown on Friday in my car. Congrats to Brandon Smith for Sunday’s beat down (ego and finish).