Today


#1

Imagine waking up in a hospital room and Teddy M3 is talking to your doctor and signing papers. This really happened to me today. They did not find the unborn alien that I was sure I was carrying. Yesterday I was sitting at an intersection in Rocky Mount and there is a knock at my window, Teddy was standing there, he had run a red light and t-boned a ford explorer. The exp;lorer was totalled, Teddys Pontiac was amazingly unscathed, I have still not figered it out, Deer do more damage. He must have tagged it in the soft spot, he said he was doing 40 when he hit…

Al


#2

Wait, so you willingly got in a car that TeddyM3 was driving?


#3

FARTBREF wrote:

I would really rather not to be perfectly honest.

So, let me get this straight… Teddy M3’s driving, you’re sitting shotgun [or do you ride in the back]? He runs a red light, then you black out like Travis at the democross when the airbag deployed? Next thing you know you’re in a hospital? Man, it’s never a dull day for you…


#4

I think Teddy slipped him a ruffie and ‘things’ happened. He made the rest up as a cover story for Al.


#5

Damn my life is boring.


#6

IndyJim wrote:

LOL

Hope you’re both ok.


#7

Glad you guys are ok.

Were you perchance listening to Christopher Cross before the accident? I am doing an in-depth statistical analysis of the relationship of soft rock listening to automotive mishaps and breakages.


#8

The “hospital” was a single wide with black out curtains (think Matchstick Men).


#9

Al - how much did you get for your kidney?


#10

IndyJim wrote:

fixed


#11

Get well soon, Al.:cheer:

Steve D.


#12

Man, I wrote all that while still groggy…

2 different stories, First, I did wake up in a hospital room and Teddy M3 was talking to the Dr and signing papers…He had given me a ride over to the hospital and they had his phone #, There was a problem with the routine procedure they were doing (Bravo telemetry capsule) and I woke up during the procedure and they knocked me back out. They called Teddy M3 to sign my release papers and get the info I would need as I was still out of it. The funniest thing is Teddy M3 was working on that Dr’s truck at the GMC dealership that day and when I went back over to the dealership with Teddy, the Dr was in the wiating room reading a magazine.

The other story was the previous day I was at a stoplight in Rocky Mount and Teddy comes up and knocks on my side window, he had run a red light and T boned a exploder.

Sorry I confused everyone, but I was confused for a while.


#13

yeah, that cleared it up … :blink:

FARTBREF wrote:

[quote]Man, I wrote all that while still groggy…

2 different stories, First, I did wake up in a hospital room and Teddy M3 was talking to the Dr and signing papers…He had given me a ride over to the hospital and they had his phone #, There was a problem with the routine procedure they were doing (Bravo telemetry capsule) and I woke up during the procedure and they knocked me back out. They called Teddy M3 to sign my release papers and get the info I would need as I was still out of it. The funniest thing is Teddy M3 was working on that Dr’s truck at the GMC dealership that day and when I went back over to the dealership with Teddy, the Dr was in the wiating room reading a magazine.

The other story was the previous day I was at a stoplight in Rocky Mount and Teddy comes up and knocks on my side window, he had run a red light and T boned a exploder.

Sorry I confused everyone, but I was confused for a while.[/quote]


#14

Al, You misspelled “waiting”. I would just hate to see
Damion jump on you for illiteracy. Get you $hit together man!


#15

FARTBREF wrote:

Did the cream and the shot clear it up?


#16

yea, I was out of it, I remember now I kept asking the doc if they found that alien seed pod in my gut…

Al