ROFL
I gotta say, the quality of the smack talk is first rate. You guys have really upped your game!
:lol:
Start the Turkey Trot & IFU3 Smack Talk
Fred42
#41
87isMan
#42
Latest List:
Bill Zawrotny
Travis Wilson
Greg Moberg
Kelly Childress
Eric Palacio
Al Taylor
Al Critter (in a 2008 325is)
Alex Reznikov
Jim Levie
Charles Taylor
Steve DeVinney
Scott McMennamy
Scott Gress
Craig Geeger
Laura Patton
Robert Patton (Not on list just assuming)
Jim Pantas
scottmc
#43
87isMan wrote:
[quote]Latest List:
Bill Zawrotny
Travis Wilson
Greg Moberg
Kelly Childress
Eric Palacio
Al Taylor
Al Critter (in a 2008 325is)
Alex Reznikov
Jim Levie
Charles Taylor
Steve DeVinney
Scott McMennamy
Scott Gress
Craig Geeger
Laura Patton
Robert Patton (Not on list just assuming)
Jim Pantas[/quote]
Rumored to be coming:
Jeff Hall-n-Ass
Tom Hall-n-Oats
Fifi La Jones
Mike Dotcom?
Jim DTOM
anybody else planning or thinking about it?
scottmc
#46
24 sounds like a pretty good crowd.
anyone interested in cooking out Friday after the enduro?
I can bring some burgers and some beer…
Ranger
#47
scottmc wrote:
[quote]24 sounds like a pretty good crowd.
anyone interested in cooking out Friday after the enduro?
I can bring some burgers and some beer…[/quote]
If we aren’t prepared to grill and drink both Fri & Sat we should sell our cars and buy Miatas. There should be no prior coordination required. We all know the routine, right?
I’ll bring the raw pork for James Clay.
allenr
#48
No tent, no “little bobby”.
At least everyone will get to finish one position better (did i miss the boat for smack?)
And yall never came to VIR to play with our animals, or give us obstacles on track, or show us how to drive mediocre, or whine at us for racing hard. WTF?
Jones
#49
Wow…I have missed quite a bit. I apologize for my absence online but I have been, uh, you know…busy. Anyway, I just signed up tonight for the sprints and the IFU, emphasis on the FU, to each and everyone of you chumps. It’s on now bitches!! (and Laura.) One piece of advice: “Don’t poke the bear.”
I have a new strain of juice coming state side straight out of China. Those Panda’s get some good $h!t! Im also all jacked up on (diet) Mountain Dew and will be coming at you like a spider monkey! My Perrier sponsorship has been pulled, who knew picking up little French dudes and throwing them around was so offensive? I mean, take is easy, it was a joke! Anyway, my new sponsor, the “Mega Meat Head Joose and floor length Mirror Emporium” will be well represented on my custom fit “Athletic cut” suit.
So many people to insult, so little time… Ill have to catch up at the track.
Seriously though, I am really looking forward to this weekend and seeing everyone again. I hope everyone is doing well. I will bring my full size grill so we can cook out and a beer cooler (with beer this time 
) I also have the 6th place shirts made and ready to go! I will be bringing them with me and have the list of winners for the year. Please stop by and claim yours when you get a minute.
Jones
#50
Ranger wrote:
[quote]lpatton13 wrote:
There’ll be none of that Laura. You are our kid sister.
Re. Smacktalk. I’m going to try hard to not suck.
ScottM: Great photoshop of Kevin, lol.[/quote]
photo-what? Thats a real picture my friend! I’m a winner!!! And dont you forget it!!!
Jones
#51
Steve D wrote:
[quote]IndyJim wrote:
That’s rich. And I quote from DTOM:
This meant basic fluid changes and putting on new brake pads. Stuff I’ve done 1000 times. As usual I put the car up on the four jacks stands. It immediately occurs to me that I forgot to loosen the front lug nuts - I do this EVERY TIME. blah blah blah blah. I started all this stuff at 6pm I was finished by 9.
Speaking of French drivers, I will be sans splitter. I don’t find CMP to be pushy.
Just to familiarize you with what will happen with IndyJim and Frere Jones at CMP, go to 1:35 in this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaVonQn8gAw[/quote]
Theres no need to hash out your homoerotic obsessions with me here on the interweb. I’ve rejected your advances thus far and told you time and time again, it just will never work out between us. So please stop sending the flowers and chocolates and those weird magazines. Indy Jim says its a cry for help but I just think your confused, you will grow out of this phase one day. Maybe our resident pshrink can help you? :laugh:
Steve_D
#53
IndyJim wrote:
Let’s see. One guy who eats cat food and lifts weights obsessively. The other drives a Miata.
Which one do YOU think is compensating for, ahem, certain inadequacies? :laugh:
PS - I would LOVE to run a “Mega Meat Head’s Joose and Floor Length Mirror Emporium” windshield banner. I’ll even throw a $100 contingency in for the 6th place ‘winner’ if we can get the vinyl done on the cheap.
IndyJim
#54
Sounds like you two will be having a ‘pose down’ at CMP to find out who is gheyer…please keep the results to yourselves.
ukrbmw
#58
Time is ticking. I know Johan will just show up, but I only counted 15 entries so far. Where is everybody??
87isMan
#59
ukrbmw wrote:
The entry list goes onto the next page so there are 17 registered, but that doesn’t count Patton, and you know he will be there.
And as long as you and a couple other guys finish behind me I’ll have a good weekendB)