Rookie tips for CMP

#1

#1 do not leave your video camera in your car overnight…you may end up with “shiny balls” right in the middle of your race video.

Al

#2

#2 Bring good bottled beer or a liter of jaeger with sugar free red bull

#3

#3 If you park next to Travis, be sure to bring a good tire pressure gauge, he left his at home.

#4

Addendum to #2, bring some crappy canned beer so you can spike some empties, definitely helps with the group acceptance.

#5

#4 Don’t go near Al’s tow vehicle unless your tetanus booster is current.

#5 Don’t be surprised to see Jones eating cat food.

#6 Yes, that is a pig’s head on a stick. Burning. On purpose.

#7 The Executive Inn is the world’s greatest misnomer.

#8 Don’t bring anything you don’t want full of sand by the end of the weekend.

#9 You may get accused of cheating by Gasman even if he’s not at the race.

#10 Yes, the drivers meeting will be cold. Yes, it could be done quicker. Yes, he thinks he’s funny. :wink:

#11 Make sure you come back to CMP when Al returns from the west so you can see him mule-mouth some of the crappy canned beer requested in #2, Addendum 1.

#6

Steve D wrote:

[size=5]HEY![/size]

FYI: My goal is to shorten them this year…

#7

My job will be to lengthen the meeting…

RP

#8

Jim’s meetings are better than most…and there might be important info…like DO NOT WARM TIRES ON A GREEN TRACK, or DO NOT BE A JACKASS IN TURN 1.

Hear that rookies?? DO NOT SWERVE, WARM TIRES, BRAKE IN UNUSUAL PLACES ON A GREEN TRACK

Al

#9

Steve D wrote:

#4a - don’t EVER open the door of Al’s rental van to wake him up in the morning…EVER

oof…

#10

wildhorsesracing wrote:

[quote]Steve D wrote:

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FYI: My goal is to shorten them this year…[/quote]
I have a sneaking suspicion I might see a black flag this weekend. Doh! :laugh: :laugh:

#11

FARTBREF wrote:

[quote]#1 do not leave your video camera in your car overnight…you may end up with “shiny balls” right in the middle of your race video.

Al[/quote]

I’ve heard that penicillin will clear that right up…

#12

Never do what I did. Choose any subject and apply.

#13

Ranger wrote:

Perfect catch-all category right there!

#14

M3Bill wrote:

[quote]Ranger wrote:

Perfect catch-all category right there![/quote]
We need bumper stickers: WWRD - what would Ranger do? :laugh:

#15

wildhorsesracing wrote:

[quote]M3Bill wrote:

[quote]Ranger wrote:

Perfect catch-all category right there![/quote]
We need bumper stickers: WWRD - what would Ranger do? :laugh:[/quote]
FGSDDWRWD

For God’s Sake Don’t Do What Ranger Would Do :stuck_out_tongue: