I sound like JP (the old timers will remember who he is) since I won’t actually be there but still talking sh!t…
Sadly, due to irreparable damage (given the time constraint), I will not be the owner masterminding the most mediocre team SpecE30 has ever seen nationally for the 9 hr enduro. And it’s a damn shame too, because we would have won the smack talk war by a land slide. And honestly, that’s what really counts. Instead of cheating up fuel rigs, devising quick brake pad changes and pitstop strategy, we were campaigning the most awesome smack talk this crappy thread has ever seen. It began with some pretty heavy internal verbal abuse as well.
The team was slated as myself, Jason “The Cobra” Mascow, Brian “Hamstring” Jones and Steve “I wasn’t paying attention during the formation of the IFU3 standing start” DeVinney. The only goal set was to win the smack talk war and embarrass Robinson when we beat him with our lack of preparation and amateur driver lineup.
I will be in attendance, but merely as a spectator now for a portion of the weekend, not as an a$$ kicker. You guys are more than welcome to the podium spot and Toyo bucks that I would have bogarted from you. I will make sure I have a 6th place trophy as well as the season points 6th place trophy instead. Who’s the most mediocre driver of 2009? In the mean time, I leave you with [a now wasted piece of] ammunition in the war of mediocrity: