My dog died

#1

Dog used to be our child. Dog and I were really tight. Then we had kids and the dog got demoted to dog. Today the dog got into the garage, into the car and ate my passenger seat and right-side net.

So tomorrow I may have to shoot the sonofabitch.

#2

that teaches you not to screw around and have kids

#3

I have a right side net that I am not using (out of my Spec Miata). Safety Solutions “C5R” net I installed 2 years ago, IIRC. PM me if interested.

Don’t kill the dog. Your karma’s about to turn around. I can feel it. Or maybe that’s the cauliflower bisque I had last night.

Steve D.

#4

You could just demote him to cat.

#5

Dog Whisperer.

or is it Racer Whisperer?

#6

Makes me wonder about who last sat in the passenger seat to make it smell so dang good to your dog :S

#7

Ranger,

Go to the pound and pick up about 5 other dogs to do some comparative testing.
Put them in the car one at a time, for a set amount of time to determine which one eats the least.
In my experience the “Labrador XRK 1000” is a sure winner, tho they do get a little car sick from time to time. They also will put their wet noses on every piece of glass they can find, so you are sure you are going to have to clean the glass. YMMV.

Best of luck and let me know how the testing went.

“Rangers lead the way”
:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

#8

I think perhaps you are overreacting here. Are you sure it was the dog that caused the problems? Perhaps it was a cat or some large rodents. Did you have any dog warning lights or dog movement gauges wired up? Did you do any datalogging? I think we are going to need more data before we conclude that your dog caused the problem and we assume that all dogs will cause similar problems. I will look forward to your data, conclusions, and webpage on how others can prevent this issue from occuring. :laugh:

#9

Once again, here for your entertainment needs.

“Rangers, Lead The Way”. Cota, BG. Omaha Beach, 1944.

#10

Always remember Ranger, we’re laughing at you, not with you.

#11

Talk about dumb $hit involving dogs? Jim Robinson, ladies and gentlemen!!! :laugh:

Indy’s vet bill = Geiger’s nursery decorating expenses = Ranger’s legal costs (time - not money) = Jones’ tanning both rentals for a year.

We all live in glass houses, Jimbo. :wink:

Steve D.

#12

Trust me Steve the sound of laughter in my direction is like background noise for me, I don’t even notice it anymore.

#13

IndyJim wrote:

Jim, my good friend… I understand that when I need emotional support, your shoulder is there for me to cry on. That means a lot to me <sniff, tears up>. You’re a good man.

#14

That dog is gonna wish he was dead when he poops out that net…you may get it back in one piece!

#15

Dog unclipped herself from the cable in the backyard today. First time getting away from the cable. Neighbor brought her back and clipped her. She got a way again. Some old gent down the street brought her back, but she got away as he was clipping her in.

Then she goes to the pool at the park a couple hundred yards away. That’s her favorite place to go. Ultimately she ended up at the dog pound.

I pieced this all together from the dozen voice mails that greeted me at home this evening.

Good christ.

#16

Hey Nancy Drew, need us to tell you what your dog is trying to tell you?

#17

Ranger wrote:

[quote]Dog unclipped herself from the cable in the backyard today. First time getting away from the cable. Neighbor brought her back and clipped her. She got a way again. Some old gent down the street brought her back, but she got away as he was clipping her in.

Then she goes to the pool at the park a couple hundred yards away. That’s her favorite place to go. Ultimately she ended up at the dog pound.

I pieced this all together from the dozen voice mails that greeted me at home this evening.

Good christ.[/quote]

So you and the dog both had special forces training;)

#18

Peakracer.com wrote:

[quote]Ranger,

Go to the pound and pick up about 5 other dogs to do some comparative testing.
Put them in the car one at a time, for a set amount of time to determine which one eats the least.
In my experience the “Labrador XRK 1000” is a sure winner, tho they do get a little car sick from time to time. They also will put their wet noses on every piece of glass they can find, so you are sure you are going to have to clean the glass. YMMV.

Best of luck and let me know how the testing went.

“Rangers lead the way”
:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :)[/quote]

That’s funny.

Ranger tested. Ranger approved… :lol: