After months of negotiations, court orders, paternity suits, litigation, mediation, peace treaties, and much drinking a deal has finally been made to bring Malt Liquor Tech Racing back to the NASA SE endurance series. What this means to the general public is the show, a combination of Circus, County Fair, Monster Truck Event, and Petting Zoo is back in town.
What it means to competitors is yall had better get ready for a kick in the nads. Malt Liquor Tech declines to name names as far as who gets whupped, but we believe the last event at CMP should serve notice. So slither out of your work cubicles, load your cars up, and come take your medicine.
We invite all the women, wives, fake wives, daughters, and girlfriends to drop by the MLT hospitality area to meet Wolfgang VI and have complimentary Jaeger Bombs. Also note the addition of Steven Canterbury, brought onboard for his well known possum catching ability, Steven has recently taken a rabies vacination just to prepare for this season.
See yall at CMP
ps, this ain’t no high school beer party