JP's car is now Al's

#1

Al now has his own decal scheme on his car, so it no longer looks like JP’s old car. It really is Al’s car now. It looks great.

#2

post pictures…

I was cleaning out my desk earlier today and came across a picture from 2007 of IndyJim, Travis and I at RRR (the weekend of the 1st IFU). Not one of our cars looks the same as it did back then. I hope Jones will keep his BTR scheme

#3

Changing my scheme would involve fixing the car and we all know that wont happen.

Even if I do ever fix it, I’m keeping the BeerTech theme.

#4

Beertech 4 life playa.

#5

Thanks Scott, I think it looks great too.

And while the car doesnt carry the Beertech decal theme anymore it does retain some of the Beertech essence. Just how do you get rid of that smell anyway?

#6

That smell was carefully and painstakingly instilled into that vehicle by a professional fat kid. Don’t be confused, being a fat kid is not a state of being, its a state of mind and in fact a lifestyle. JP, or as his nickname “lunch box” may allude, loves to eat and revels in all things food. The man is known to have snacks handy at all times and to forsake all responsibilities until the beast is satisfied. The beast of course being his insatiable appetite for confectionery goodness. With that kind of commitment you gain the uncanny ability to defile any and every object you come in contact with with your “essence.” Personally, I applaud the man for it is a skill known to few men and mastered by ever fewer. Al, what you have there is not just a used race car with a weird smell, it is part of something bigger. Something, truly disgusting.

BeerTech for life.

#7

Jones wrote:

[quote]That smell was carefully and painstakingly instilled into that vehicle by a professional fat kid. Don’t be confused, being a fat kid is not a state of being, its a state of mind and in fact a lifestyle. JP, or as his nickname “lunch box” may allude, loves to eat and revels in all things food. The man is known to have snacks handy at all times and to forsake all responsibilities until the beast is satisfied. The beast of course being his insatiable appetite for confectionery goodness. With that kind of commitment you gain the uncanny ability to defile any and every object you come in contact with with your “essence.” Personally, I applaud the man for it is a skill known to few men and mastered by ever fewer. Al, what you have there is not just a used race car with a weird smell, it is part of something bigger. Something, truly disgusting.

BeerTech for life.[/quote]

Thanks, you have explained a mystery. While preparing the car I found a few things that I didn’t know what they could have been. One item looked like it was a petrified macaroon and from your description of the Beertech essence, I am now convinced that is exactly what it was.

#8

rackeu wrote:

[quote]Jones wrote:

[quote]That smell was carefully and painstakingly instilled into that vehicle by a professional fat kid. Don’t be confused, being a fat kid is not a state of being, its a state of mind and in fact a lifestyle. JP, or as his nickname “lunch box” may allude, loves to eat and revels in all things food. The man is known to have snacks handy at all times and to forsake all responsibilities until the beast is satisfied. The beast of course being his insatiable appetite for confectionery goodness. With that kind of commitment you gain the uncanny ability to defile any and every object you come in contact with with your “essence.” Personally, I applaud the man for it is a skill known to few men and mastered by ever fewer. Al, what you have there is not just a used race car with a weird smell, it is part of something bigger. Something, truly disgusting.

BeerTech for life.[/quote]

Thanks, you have explained a mystery. While preparing the car I found a few things that I didn’t know what they could have been. One item looked like it was a petrified macaroon and from your description of the Beertech essence, I am now convinced that is exactly what it was.[/quote]

That was no macaroon. Al “upperdecked” JP’s car once. Al’s has an understated sense of humor that is not always understood at first glance.

#9

Jones wrote:

[quote]… painstakingly instilled…
… not a state of being, its a state of mind and in fact a lifestyle.
… to forsake all responsibilities until the beast is satisfied.
… I applaud the man for it is a skill known to few men and mastered by ever fewer.[/quote]
WTF? :blink:

Who hijacked Jones’ computer? Or maybe somebody at the gym shoved a Shakespeare anthology up his arse?

My world is spinning backwards. Brian - I need you to post something like “It’s on b!tches. I’m gonna shove your turd-faces in the toilet at CMP!”

#10

Steve D wrote:

His new girlfriend is making him stay on the doctor prescribed medicine schedule to control the steroid fits. When not overdoing it at the gym and being red in the face like Robinson at Barber, it allows more blood to reach his brain.