fight fight!

#14

jonmca wrote:

[quote]jensscott wrote:

[quote]victorhall wrote:

[quote]No no no - Han, stop spreading rumors.

There were no fights between racers. There is probably an open police case regarding someone assaulting Jon McAvoy outside the VIR grounds.

-Vic[/quote]

Aww Shucks!

Can’t we ham it up a little?

Jens[/quote]

I heard that Jens got violent on the guy who drove a trailer into the back of Skip Bennet’s liftgate.[/quote]

Did I tear my shirt off and shout in bad sync "Let’s FIGHT!.. Your Tiger style is no match for my drunken monkey!"?

I got pissed when some guy started lying about being a witness to the accident. I would have loved to publicly demonstrate my awesome pit fighting skills, but my superhuman self discipline kept me centered.

I just told him (firmly) to shut his mouth and stop acting like a lawyer since he wasn’t there.

#15

jensscott wrote:

[quote]jonmca wrote:

[quote]jensscott wrote:

[quote]victorhall wrote:

Did I tear my shirt off and shout in bad sync "Let’s FIGHT!.. Your Tiger style is no match for my drunken monkey!"?

I got pissed when some guy started lying about being a witness to the accident. I would have loved to publicly demonstrate my awesome pit fighting skills, but my superhuman self discipline kept me centered.

I just told him (firmly) to shut his mouth and stop acting like a lawyer since he wasn’t there.[/quote]

And to think, I was completely pulling that out of my a$$ and had not heard a thing about the situation other than the fact that it unfortunately happened.

I hope all are well and nothing is too damaged.

#16

Not wise to so quickly dismiss the awsome power of Tiger Style. <lips still moving>

#17

mOlson wrote:

[quote]Not wise to so quickly dismiss the awsome power of Tiger Style. <lips still moving>[/quote]My $$ is on the drunk monkey…too unpredictable

#18

I just go straight to the Pai Mei Five-Fingered Exploding Heart technique. Works every time.

#19

I heard that surfer dude pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning…

#20

andrew240z wrote:

Dude…you win…LMFAO!!!..Great Movie…

#21

nasaregistrar wrote:

[quote]andrew240z wrote:

Dude…you win…LMFAO!!!..Great Movie…[/quote]

Here’s a pic of our hero:
http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/evil-eye.jpg

Yes, indeed. Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

&quot;Aloha, I’m Mr. Hand&quot;

&quot;What are you kids on? Dope?!!!&quot;

Here’s more:

#22

&quot;I can’t hear you unless you knock.&quot; Spicoli

#23

With all the CARnage at the last race- this seems more appropriate:

&quot;Don’t worry dude- we can fix it, my dad’s a TV repairman, he’s got an awesome set of tools&quot;

Funny that the character whose car they wrecked (and were talking about fixing) was Forrest Whitaker- who recently won an Oscar…

No doubt, Fast Times is one of the best movies ever.

EDIT: here’s the actual quote- from the IMDB site referenced above- I was close…

[color=#FF0000][after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson’s car]
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill you and he’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson’s Brother: First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. [/color]

#24

&quot;Don’t worry dude- we can fix it, my dad’s a TV repairman, he’s got an awesome set of tools&quot;

My wife just yelled down, &quot;what’s so funny?&quot; Forgot about Whitaker too. The look on his face after that line is just classic. Wish I had that stare 'cause could use it about 5-10 times a day with people I deal with (my consulting day job).

#25

FARTBREF wrote:

[quote]Hey

Deracola is responsible for keeping me out of the top ten…both days! I got stuck behind him in qualifying on Saturday and ran a 2.29!! Started 19th…

Al[/quote]

Hey Al:

I kept u out of the Top 10, that’s funny. Sure it wasn’t your driving.

And that’s spelled Derecola. But then again, your spelling my name wrong was probably my fault too.

#26

944 Cup wrote:

[quote]FARTBREF wrote:

[quote]Hey

Deracola is responsible for keeping me out of the top ten…both days! I got stuck behind him in qualifying on Saturday and ran a 2.29!! Started 19th…

Al[/quote]

Hey Al:

That’s spelled Derecola. And, I kept u out of the Top 10, that’'s funny. Sure it wasn’t your driving.[/quote]

OHH, I’ve got my comfy chair, just need some popcorn now… :slight_smile:

#27

No way!, I’m an excellent driver. Actually it is my fault,In Saturday qualifying I should have given up one lap, laid way back and then got my lap in instead of trying to get by you the whole seasion. Lesson learned. I owe you an apology for publicly blaming you, and regarding Sunday, sometimes you benefit from those situations and sometimes you don’t.

#28

Yep, I really got to get my crap together, my best lap is in the 22’s so I am a little frustrated, last time at VIR I blamed McAvoy’s honking his horn at me for my spin going down the roller coaster. I will see yall at Rockingham and CMP, I will try to take responsibility for my own slowness.

Al

#29

FARTBREF wrote:

Thanks Big Al.

Hugs and kisses.

DD

#30

nasaregistrar wrote:

[quote]andrew240z wrote:

Dude…you win…LMFAO!!!..Great Movie…[/quote]
&quot;Do you feel lucky, punk? (aiming his big 44 magnum towards the guy’s head)&quot; Dirty Harry. I win.
Now , you can’t be real. Did this really happen? If so, I’m so glad I run in the west coast, and I have a CCW :evil:

#31

BETO wrote:

[quote]nasaregistrar wrote:

[quote]andrew240z wrote:

Dude…you win…LMFAO!!!..Great Movie…[/quote]
&quot;Do you feel lucky, punk? (aiming his big 44 magnum towards the guy’s head)&quot; Dirty Harry. I win.
Now , you can’t be real. Did this really happen? If so, I’m so glad I run in the west coast, and I have a CCW :evil:[/quote]You have a Cali CCW?

#32

No, but I could. I don’t live in Kali, I’m in Sin City.:evil:

#33

BETO wrote:

[quote]No, but I could. I don’t live in Kali, I’m in Sin City.:evil:[/quote]Copy…prolly a little easier in NV, not that is is hard here in VA to get one