fight fight!

#9

jensscott wrote:

Well, I didn’t want to say anything being close to the source and all but guess the speculation needs sqwashing.

You see, he finally dropped down into the top ten in the Sunday race and the regulars down there knew something must be up so took him behind the shed for a little wood shampoo. Like I said, didn’t want to say anything but, you know, there it is guys. Simple as that. The thing to take away from all this is just stay in your own damn neighborhood.

Oh, Taylor was on the top ten bubble so I’m pretty sure he took charge of the operation.

#10

No fights, just a heated discussion about racing styles between two racers who will remain anonymous unless they car to share. And no it wasn’t me.

#11

Hey

Deracola is responsible for keeping me out of the top ten…both days! I got stuck behind him in qualifying on Saturday and ran a 2.29!! Started 19th…

Al

#12

victorhall wrote:

[quote]No no no - Han, stop spreading rumors.

There were no fights between racers. There is probably an open police case regarding someone assaulting Jon McAvoy outside the VIR grounds.

-Vic[/quote]

Aww Shucks!

Can’t we ham it up a little?

Jens

#13

jensscott wrote:

[quote]victorhall wrote:

[quote]No no no - Han, stop spreading rumors.

There were no fights between racers. There is probably an open police case regarding someone assaulting Jon McAvoy outside the VIR grounds.

-Vic[/quote]

Aww Shucks!

Can’t we ham it up a little?

Jens[/quote]

I heard that Jens got violent on the guy who drove a trailer into the back of Skip Bennet’s liftgate.

#14

jonmca wrote:

[quote]jensscott wrote:

[quote]victorhall wrote:

[quote]No no no - Han, stop spreading rumors.

There were no fights between racers. There is probably an open police case regarding someone assaulting Jon McAvoy outside the VIR grounds.

-Vic[/quote]

Aww Shucks!

Can’t we ham it up a little?

Jens[/quote]

I heard that Jens got violent on the guy who drove a trailer into the back of Skip Bennet’s liftgate.[/quote]

Did I tear my shirt off and shout in bad sync "Let’s FIGHT!.. Your Tiger style is no match for my drunken monkey!"?

I got pissed when some guy started lying about being a witness to the accident. I would have loved to publicly demonstrate my awesome pit fighting skills, but my superhuman self discipline kept me centered.

I just told him (firmly) to shut his mouth and stop acting like a lawyer since he wasn’t there.

#15

jensscott wrote:

[quote]jonmca wrote:

[quote]jensscott wrote:

[quote]victorhall wrote:

Did I tear my shirt off and shout in bad sync "Let’s FIGHT!.. Your Tiger style is no match for my drunken monkey!"?

I got pissed when some guy started lying about being a witness to the accident. I would have loved to publicly demonstrate my awesome pit fighting skills, but my superhuman self discipline kept me centered.

I just told him (firmly) to shut his mouth and stop acting like a lawyer since he wasn’t there.[/quote]

And to think, I was completely pulling that out of my a$$ and had not heard a thing about the situation other than the fact that it unfortunately happened.

I hope all are well and nothing is too damaged.

#16

Not wise to so quickly dismiss the awsome power of Tiger Style. <lips still moving>

#17

mOlson wrote:

[quote]Not wise to so quickly dismiss the awsome power of Tiger Style. <lips still moving>[/quote]My $$ is on the drunk monkey…too unpredictable

#18

I just go straight to the Pai Mei Five-Fingered Exploding Heart technique. Works every time.

#19

I heard that surfer dude pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning…

#20

andrew240z wrote:

Dude…you win…LMFAO!!!..Great Movie…

#21

nasaregistrar wrote:

[quote]andrew240z wrote:

Dude…you win…LMFAO!!!..Great Movie…[/quote]

Here’s a pic of our hero:
http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/evil-eye.jpg

Yes, indeed. Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

&quot;Aloha, I’m Mr. Hand&quot;

&quot;What are you kids on? Dope?!!!&quot;

Here’s more:

#22

&quot;I can’t hear you unless you knock.&quot; Spicoli

#23

With all the CARnage at the last race- this seems more appropriate:

&quot;Don’t worry dude- we can fix it, my dad’s a TV repairman, he’s got an awesome set of tools&quot;

Funny that the character whose car they wrecked (and were talking about fixing) was Forrest Whitaker- who recently won an Oscar…

No doubt, Fast Times is one of the best movies ever.

EDIT: here’s the actual quote- from the IMDB site referenced above- I was close…

[color=#FF0000][after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson’s car]
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill you and he’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson’s Brother: First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. [/color]

#24

&quot;Don’t worry dude- we can fix it, my dad’s a TV repairman, he’s got an awesome set of tools&quot;

My wife just yelled down, &quot;what’s so funny?&quot; Forgot about Whitaker too. The look on his face after that line is just classic. Wish I had that stare 'cause could use it about 5-10 times a day with people I deal with (my consulting day job).

#25

FARTBREF wrote:

[quote]Hey

Deracola is responsible for keeping me out of the top ten…both days! I got stuck behind him in qualifying on Saturday and ran a 2.29!! Started 19th…

Al[/quote]

Hey Al:

I kept u out of the Top 10, that’s funny. Sure it wasn’t your driving.

And that’s spelled Derecola. But then again, your spelling my name wrong was probably my fault too.

#26

944 Cup wrote:

[quote]FARTBREF wrote:

[quote]Hey

Deracola is responsible for keeping me out of the top ten…both days! I got stuck behind him in qualifying on Saturday and ran a 2.29!! Started 19th…

Al[/quote]

Hey Al:

That’s spelled Derecola. And, I kept u out of the Top 10, that’'s funny. Sure it wasn’t your driving.[/quote]

OHH, I’ve got my comfy chair, just need some popcorn now… :slight_smile:

#27

No way!, I’m an excellent driver. Actually it is my fault,In Saturday qualifying I should have given up one lap, laid way back and then got my lap in instead of trying to get by you the whole seasion. Lesson learned. I owe you an apology for publicly blaming you, and regarding Sunday, sometimes you benefit from those situations and sometimes you don’t.

#28

Yep, I really got to get my crap together, my best lap is in the 22’s so I am a little frustrated, last time at VIR I blamed McAvoy’s honking his horn at me for my spin going down the roller coaster. I will see yall at Rockingham and CMP, I will try to take responsibility for my own slowness.

Al