Demo-Cross Dec 19th......Weird Al's Reptile Ranch


#1

The date is set, Dec 19th Whitakers NC bring a POS and drive it like a lunatic until it explodes or is disabled. No firearms this year. Tater cannons allowed. This is a non competitive event, for amusement only no wagering. Camping encouraged. The closest “nice” hotel is a Best Western where someone did in fact find a dead hooker under their bed, she had been there only 5 days…

Al Taylor


#2

Skeet? I understand a/b the handguns since Rob and JP are reckless and we’re all lucky to have not been shot the last two events. The Grand Marquis is still running after several 30+ foot jumps last year and will no doubt dominate again. Bring it.


#3

How did the “hooker” die and how do you know how long she was there? :ohmy:


#4

Gasman wrote:

DEMO CROSS!!! Fuc Yeah!! I dare IndyJim to show up this year

If only Al had a dollar for every motel room that has had a dead hooker in it at one time :frowning:

I for one have limited my motel visits after that one at Road Atlanta… I’m 97.5% sure there’s never been a dead hooker in the back of my Suburban :dry:


#5

Gasman wrote:

She was “partying” in the hotel room, died, and the dude who’s room it was stuffed her up under the bed. So the Police just tracked the dude down based on the room registration and the guestimate of how long she had been under there. THe folks staying in the room reported a “strange smell” I do not think any charges were filed. Also, as I mentioned on facebook, they have found 6 bodies on the other side of the R tracks from the farm, so if yall come down here, do not get into any strange vehicles…um, maybe I should rephrase that.

Al