CMP Smack Talk Thread


#101

I’ll be instructing for Turn1 Friday so I’ll be on station early in the morning. In the interest of race-ial purity I’ll set up our SpecE30 signs.

I accepted risk with that joke. Don’t anyone get your panties into a wad. No one cares what color anyone else is.

That is just terrific that we’re going to have such a big field. Man this is going to be fun.


#102

Ranger wrote:

[quote] In the interest of race-ial purity I’ll set up our SpecE30 signs.

I accepted risk with that joke. Don’t anyone get your panties into a wad. No one cares what color anyone else is…[/quote]

I, for one, am [color=#008000]GREEN[/color] with envy. Unless that is from the Taco Bell and Yengling from last year.


#103

i don’t see kevin butler on the list, i presume he’s gonna race

btw i’ve been working on a “presentation” of sorts that i hope to unveil that weekend.


#104

jtower wrote:

[quote]
btw i’ve been working on a “presentation” of sorts that i hope to unveil that weekend.[/quote]
Anything involving nudity or bestiality has already been done. See Malt Liquor Tech or Beertech.

Excrement too. That was a Malt Liquor Tech specialty. Lol. Cringe. Sigh.


#105

mcmmotorsports wrote:

[quote]Ranger wrote:

[quote] In the interest of race-ial purity I’ll set up our SpecE30 signs.

I accepted risk with that joke. Don’t anyone get your panties into a wad. No one cares what color anyone else is…[/quote]

I, for one, am [color=#008000]GREEN[/color] with envy. Unless that is from the Taco Bell and Yengling from last year.[/quote]

Damn. You stole my response. :frowning:

And some folks here wear thongs. :laugh:


#106

DDO wrote:

Madooooskie and McKay are wearing those again?!?! :ohmy:


#107

Crotchless :blink:


#108

jtower wrote:

Butler’s corded out his 3 event old race tires and is broke. :frowning: I seem to have a major problem with my set up and can’t see running again until I think I have it resolved.

Rob Keehner and I are going to try to start addressing the problem this weekend. Unfortunately, my back has me slowed down at present, so I’m not sure how far along we’ll get.

Jason, you mentioned something about some take offs you had at CMP the other weekend - let’s talk(PM).

KB


#109

I don’t wear thongs. I wear edible underwear. I find it adds to the evening excitement. If the reverend al can play badmittion in his nuthuggers, I can do this.

29 people in the race. That is king. The 985 is almost done and should be finished up by tomorrow. I will be rolling in with my new 50 foot hauler, 22 foot garage, 28 feet of living quarters, roll out awnings, the whole 9 yards. I’ll be taking king size sh1t from that bad boy all weekend, especially after I clean up in the sprints AND the IFU. Can’t wait.


#110

BigKeyserSoze wrote:

Ok, but is Angie coming?

Hmm. That doesn’t sound right. I mean are you bringing her?


#111

Long range Wx says 30deg Sat morning. Dang. Gonna be breaking ice getting out of my sleeping bag.


#112

Ranger wrote:

Yo Scott, don’t forget my wheel.

Sorted my car this weekend, I can hardly wait for next Saturday! Even gave old #12 its biannual bath.

So is this a record field or what??


#113

BigKeyserSoze wrote:

Leave the door unlocked. I may want to take a king sized sh1t in there, myself, around 9AM Sunday morning.


#114

t.wilson wrote:

[quote]BigKeyserSoze wrote:

Leave the door unlocked. I may want to take a king sized sh1t in there, myself, around 9AM Sunday morning.[/quote]
:laugh: It would be better if you can sneak one in there around 10 pm Saturday night so he has something to come home to.

If any Atlanta folks want to borrow my redneck tire warmers (really just an electric blanket and a couple tarps) it seemed to help in February at CMP.

You all are going to have a blast. I’ll be thinking of you while I am sitting at the piano recital…


#115

Steve D wrote:

[quote]t.wilson wrote:

[quote]BigKeyserSoze wrote:

If any Atlanta folks want to borrow my redneck tire warmers (really just an electric blanket and a couple tarps) it seemed to help in February at CMP.

You all are going to have a blast. I’ll be thinking of you while I am sitting at the piano recital…[/quote]

Your the 2nd girl named Stevie that I’ve heard of. Oh wait? Stevie Nicks makes 3. So I guess your’nt so specail after all


#116

TeddyM3 wrote:

Damn it, Teddy! That post actually made sense!?!? You’re getting soft.

After meeting you at VIR this weekend I now owe Robinson $20. I lost a bet 'cuz I didn’t think there was any way in hell you had all your teeth. :woohoo:


#117

Steve, you going to the ARRC next weekend? Chuck


#118

Bring some race videos on DVD or USB stick. I’ll bring a projector. We’ll use the side of a trailer for a screen. Bring your fleecy jammy’s tho. The dark of night at 35deg with a cold wind and cold beer will suck the heat out of ya.


#119

Ranger wrote:

Somebody bring a fire pit… I’ve got a stack of wood from a tree that fell last winter that I’d love to get rid of.


#120

Chuck -

I will probably come out to watch the ARRC, but I am not racing. Two BIG races on the same weekend and I am missing both. Next year!

PS - Scott Mc - If you didn’t get my email, PM me again.