Scott Mc: Let’s get a few things straight here: I am the real Scott Mc. You are an imposter. And you drive soft. And your numbers are green just like mine. Maybe you are cool after all, who knows.
Point #2: The paint on my car is fresh, not faded, and is easy to match. I have the paint code. I just called the paint store and they confirmed they can mix up as much of it as I want. I just went by my storage yard and my spare 325is is still there with all the fenders on it. I have lots of spare parts, a great body guy, and an unlimited supply of paint. Threatening me with body contact is like threatening the cookie monster with cookies. Should you and I wind up within 3 rows of each other (unlikely, as I have a bit of talent), I’m happy to trade some paint back and forth.
Anything that ever comes after “Travis told me” should be regularly ignored.
The last time I signed up for the enduro, I wound up killing the car 10 minutes from the end and watching the rest of the weekend. Not sure I’m going to risk that with IFU on Saturday. I’m going to turn you out like those girls on redtube.
This is going to be a lot of fun.
-Scott