CMP Smack Talk Thread


#21

RGrace wrote:

[quote]FARTBREF wrote:

[quote]Yo Steve

I am racing at VIR in the 13 also, team owner, built the car, managing the effort and am still going to make CMP…

I imagine you are driving up in your Turbo, gonna drive a few hours, then drive back home…

LAME

Al[/quote]

Who’s on your team?[/quote]

Got a team of SCCA guys…


#22

FARTBREF wrote:

Naw. It’s going to look something like last year:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30741477&l=92b1ac0627&id=1368309929

E30 Touring, eh? If you build the cage right, you could race it and sleep in the back. Hmmmmm.


#23

Steve D wrote:

[quote]FARTBREF wrote:

Naw. It’s going to look something like last year:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30741477&l=92b1ac0627&id=1368309929

E30 Touring, eh? If you build the cage right, you could race it and sleep in the back. Hmmmmm.[/quote]

I may come up there just to throw a skunk in you tent


#24

scottmc wrote:

That’s known around VIR as “sleeping at Al’s place.”


#25

This is quite the smack talk.

I’m no good at this, so I’ll just see you all down there. Unless it snows, then I’m out.


#26

ukrbmw wrote:

[quote]This is quite the smack talk.

I’m no good at this, so I’ll just see you all down there. Unless it snows, then I’m out.[/quote]

That makes 2 things…

make sure your exhaust is bolted on good.
Al


#27

Steve D wrote:[quote]
PS - It’s McKay’s fault. Ever since he called us all “broke ass ragamuffins” that’s exactly what I’ve become.:ohmy:[/quote]

You being broke is like saying Bill is fast, both are bullshit statements.:stuck_out_tongue:


#28

mcmmotorsports wrote:

[quote]Steve D wrote:[quote]
PS - It’s McKay’s fault. Ever since he called us all “broke ass ragamuffins” that’s exactly what I’ve become.:ohmy:[/quote]

You being broke is like saying Bill is fast, both are bullshit statements.:P[/quote]

Okay Mike, I need a new keyboard :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


#29

scottmc wrote:

[quote]
Steve,
you are nothing but a big sissy (no offense intended to you, Bill)… [/quote]

Wait a second…

That wasn’t funny. :silly:


#30

mcmmotorsports wrote:

[quote]

You being broke is like saying Bill is fast, both are bullshit statements.:P[/quote]

You have finished in front of me in a total of one race. That’s not a whole lot, for those you who can’t count very well…


#31

There are three types of people in this world…those that can count and those who can’t.


#32

Is this event Fri Sat Sun or just Sat Sun?


#33

BigKeyserSoze wrote:

NASA is just Sat/Sun. If you want track time on Friday, you can sign up for the test n tune at www.CarolinaMotorsportsPark.com


#34

BigKeyserSoze wrote:

Enduro on Friday


#35

scottmc wrote:

[quote]BigKeyserSoze wrote:

Enduro on Friday[/quote]

Shit. ScottM’s right. The NASA-SE website says it’s a 5-6Nov event, but when you dig into Registration the Friday enduro is offered.


#36

I noticed the inconsistency on the NASA SE site, Pantas confirmed enduro Friday, regular session Saturday-Sunday.


#37

BigKeyserSoze wrote:

And don’t for get the IFU on Saturday :woohoo:

BigSoreKeaster, you should sign up for the enduro and get as much track time as you can get prior to the races. Travis told me you were most likely to be on pole for the IFU… so that means I’ll be lining up on your outside, which means I’m gonna put you in the wall before we hit turn one.


#38

scottmc wrote:

[quote]BigKeyserSoze wrote:

And don’t for get the IFU on Saturday :woohoo:

BigSoreKeaster, you should sign up for the enduro and get as much track time as you can get prior to the races. Travis told me you were most likely to be on pole for the IFU… so that means I’ll be lining up on your outside, which means I’m gonna put you in the wall before we hit turn one.[/quote]

ScottM 2008: “I’m new here in SpecE30. I’m here to have fun. I love you guys.”
----Nice guy. Normal testosterone levels.

ScottM 2009: “That wasn’t quite what I said dear, but ok, no more racing for a year”.
----Suffering extreme testosterone deficiency. Alarming case of man-boobs developing.

ScottM 2010: “I WILL PUT YOU INTO A WALL”
----In stage 8 of the B. Jones testosterone enhancement program.

Easy there friend.


#39

Scott Mc: Let’s get a few things straight here: I am the real Scott Mc. You are an imposter. And you drive soft. And your numbers are green just like mine. Maybe you are cool after all, who knows.

Point #2: The paint on my car is fresh, not faded, and is easy to match. I have the paint code. I just called the paint store and they confirmed they can mix up as much of it as I want. I just went by my storage yard and my spare 325is is still there with all the fenders on it. I have lots of spare parts, a great body guy, and an unlimited supply of paint. Threatening me with body contact is like threatening the cookie monster with cookies. Should you and I wind up within 3 rows of each other (unlikely, as I have a bit of talent), I’m happy to trade some paint back and forth.

Anything that ever comes after “Travis told me” should be regularly ignored.

The last time I signed up for the enduro, I wound up killing the car 10 minutes from the end and watching the rest of the weekend. Not sure I’m going to risk that with IFU on Saturday. I’m going to turn you out like those girls on redtube.

This is going to be a lot of fun.

-Scott


#40

I’ve got tires and brakes, and can probably cover the registration fee by cashing in my change jar. That means I’ll finally be making my 2010 Spec E30 debut.

I doubt any of you ladies will be ahead of me at the start of the IFU.

Good luck racing while whistling this catchy tune B)