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This morning, after I survived the feeble ass storm called Hannah, I was working on the Biodiesel. I decided to step outside and take a leak (it keeps the coyotes away) While taking a leak a yellowjacket landed on my wiener, I shooed him away and he came back for another run and I was able to kill him. It seems that I had enough muscadine grape juice on my hands that it attracted the yellowjacket…that was a close call, it would be hard to explain the extra swelling.
Al
Ok, I was feeding yall some good stuff, so far M3 Bill is in first with ScottMC right behind…I figured it would bring Teddy out…where is Ranger? Patton? is everybody busy??
Al
FARTBREF wrote:
[quote]Ok, I was feeding yall some good stuff, so far M3 Bill is in first with ScottMC right behind…I figured it would bring Teddy out…where is Ranger? Patton? is everybody busy??
Al[/quote]
Well, I made a few attempts, but they were all so lame that I backed off. Besides, I expect that everyone has pretty much grown weary of me. It’d be best if I just shut the hell up for a while.
Ranger wrote:
[quote]FARTBREF wrote:
[quote]Ok, I was feeding yall some good stuff, so far M3 Bill is in first with ScottMC right behind…I figured it would bring Teddy out…where is Ranger? Patton? is everybody busy??
Al[/quote]
Well, I made a few attempts, but they were all so lame that I backed off. Besides, I expect that everyone has pretty much grown weary of me. It’d be best if I just shut the hell up for a while.[/quote]
M3 Bill stole my name and ScottMC is a Nancy :woohoo:
If Ranger whould listen to his inner voice before he types weed all be better off
As for Al’s wiener… I’m not in to dudes. But I’m supprised a hornet would find a dried up old twig of any interest.
You guys are gonna be sorry you every messed with me. I may not be able to beat Skean but I’m goning to woop all the rest of ya
TeddyM3 wrote:
[quote]Ranger wrote:
[quote]FARTBREF wrote:
[quote]Ok, I was feeding yall some good stuff, so far M3 Bill is in first with ScottMC right behind…I figured it would bring Teddy out…where is Ranger? Patton? is everybody busy??
Al[/quote]
Well, I made a few attempts, but they were all so lame that I backed off. Besides, I expect that everyone has pretty much grown weary of me. It’d be best if I just shut the hell up for a while.[/quote]
M3 Bill stole my name and ScottMC is a Nancy :woohoo:
If Ranger whould listen to his inner voice before he types weed all be better off
As for Al’s wiener… I’m not in to dudes. But I’m supprised a hornet would find a dried up old twig of any interest.
You guys are gonna be sorry you every messed with me. I may not be able to beat Skean but I’m goning to woop all the rest of ya[/quote]
Al, sorry you couldn’t even get a hornet interested in your manhood, but where the heck is TeddyBear from? Montgomery County? He sounds like one of them un-educated hill-billies!
But I’m sure he’ll kick everybodies asses!
For your information I have a MBA in Hospitality and Tourism Mgmt from Strayer University. I know I can’t type of spell that great. But don’t let that fool you into thinking I can out smart you, out race you, or out cook you.
Jhall, I’m goning to have my eye on you… in my rear view mirror after I lap your a$$
TeddyM3 wrote:
[quote]For your information I have a MBA in Hospitality and Tourism Mgmt from Strayer University. I know I can’t type of spell that great. But don’t let that fool you into thinking I can out smart you, out race you, or out cook you.
Jhall, I’m goning to have my eye on you… in my rear view mirror after I lap your a$$[/quote]
Ranger’s voices.
Voice #1: Don’t be mean to him. You don’t know him. He might be a stand up, cover your 6, tax paying, small government believing good guy. He might bring a really cute sister to the track. Or maybe his divorced mom? Don’t be mean to him you don’t know him. Don’t be mean don’t be mean."
Voice #2: “But it’s so hard. He just bragged about his Internet hospitality degree for chrissakes, how can I let that go?”
Voice #1: “Don’t be mean. You don’t know him…”
Ranger just remember - the world needs a$$holes too.
Don’t ever apologize for being mean to someone.
Ranger wrote:
[quote]
Voice #2: “But it’s so hard. He just bragged about his Internet hospitality degree for chrissakes, how can I let that go?”
Voice #1: “Don’t be mean. You don’t know him…”[/quote]
Good christ!!! I thought that was MY internal dialogue. Now I find out I am hearing voices - RANGER voices?
Teddy wrote:
Fair enough. I was not fooled into thinking you can out smart me.
:ohmy: :S :woohoo:
Steve D.
:evil:
Say what you wont… but I’m a winner. And winner’s can talk to you how ever they wont.
Luck for you guys I’m going to be up front. other wise I’d scissor kick you in back of the head…
:woohoo:
TeddyM3 wrote:
[quote] :evil:
Say what you wont… but I’m a winner. And winner’s can talk to you how ever they wont.
Luck for you guys I’m going to be up front. other wise I’d scissor kick you in back of the head…
:woohoo:[/quote]
Don’t be mean don’t be mean don’t be mean. I’m sure he’s really a nice guy nice guy nice guy nice guy. Oh god give me strength.
Ranger wrote:
[quote]TeddyM3 wrote:
[quote] :evil:
Say what you wont… but I’m a winner. And winner’s can talk to you how ever they wont.
Luck for you guys I’m going to be up front. other wise I’d scissor kick you in back of the head…
:woohoo:[/quote]
Don’t be mean don’t be mean don’t be mean. I’m sure he’s really a nice guy nice guy nice guy nice guy. Oh god give me strength.[/quote]
You need to man up. If you got something to say? Say it. I’m gonna race the crap out of you guys and I’m not gonna leave nothing on the table but a hot turn sandwitch.
Like my Pops used to say, “Nice never won anybody anything”
TeddyM3 wrote:
[quote] :evil:
Say what you wont… but I’m a winner. And winner’s can talk to you how ever they wont.
Luck for you guys I’m going to be up front. other wise I’d scissor kick you in back of the head…
:woohoo:[/quote]
Oh Lil Teddy Bear, you make it so hard to take you as anything other then the newest Spec E30 clown!
You know the funniest part is this, even if you beat EVERYONE, you still look like a little child. Smack talk is one thing, stupid, another thing totally!
But really, I look forward to meeting you. You sound like a wild man and someone that should add some much needed color to the Spec E30 world. Just leave Fartbref alone, she’s promised to another driver already!
TeddyM3 wrote:
Like my Pops used to say, “Nice never won anybody anything”[/quote]
Was this right after you threw his war medals off the bridge?